That Kleenex Moment

[Barrett]

Ladies: how's this for a kleenex moment?

"Hi, my name's Barrett."
(Forum) "HI BARRETT!"
"I've been diagnosed as a studmuffin. I haven't had a (fill in the blank) in 24 (fill in the blank).
(Forum) "No good, Barrett! You gotta acknowledge that you ARE a studmuffin."
"But...but...I don't even KNOW what a studmuffin is!"
(Forum) "Tertiary phase denial. Classic."
"Honest!" (Eyes begin misting up) "You can check the 23 November 150+ thread if you don't believe me!"
(Forum, collective gulp, sympathetic glances) "Time for tough love, we're afraid. We've all seen this before." (Kleenex appears among the committed members of the audience. Some Forumites dab at their eyes; others hold hands.)
"Well...(gasp, tears on cheeks now)...I just don't know what to do!" (Bambi in the headlights look on his face. Finally breaks down and sobs uncontrollably.) "Kleenex just won't do. I need my crying towel. (Sniffle, sniff.) Oh, thanks so much, Ursula."
MUSIC up, CAMERA pulls back, fade to black. Violins playing over the credits as the lights come on. Soft sobbing is heard throughout the theater.

Mary;
Not that can remember! I have no idea where my fear of nuns came from.
Rittm;
Hang in there.
Stud muffin;
I hope I haven't given you writer's block.
Love All
Jeni

[Rittm]

I bet a snowball would stop any writers block! Hehe. Jeni you can administer the snowball to the esteemed Stud Muffin.

Rittm
It's snowing here and I've got snow on the brain.

[mike_baram]

Have you seen Susanna York in a nuns' habit???

No, but I did see her in much less in "Lady Caroline Lamb". Of course, that was long ago when she, and I, were in much better shape.

That is one habit I would like to acquire..

MDD

[mike_baram]

Poor Barrett.....is there no one who can save this wee fella from his cruel fate?
Has anyone contacted Dr. Laura? This is truly an apolyptical cataclysm.
(I don't know what I said, but it sure do look good.)

Apolitical Catholicism has nothing to do with Susannah Yorks habit..

[mike_baram]

Michael,
It's not Apolitical Catholicism......It's an apoplectic cat schism....uhhhh....ahhh...forget it. I've had the flu and nothing is working right.
Mike

[Barrett]

"This is truly an apolyptical cataclysm."

Mike: I'll give you $10 if you can say that real fast three times without an error. (But how would we know?)
BTW: I used to know Bill Ballance, the Sandy Eggo radio host who revealed his dalliance with Dr L of some 20 years ago. Bill was a Marine Corps fighter director on Okinawa who vectored another pal of mine (a Hellcat squadron CO) to a double kill one night. Of course, I knew Bill well before I'd ever heard of Dr L, much to my regret. Judging by the photos from that era, she was a Major Babe. (and she wasn't even wearing a towel...)

Barrett;
Well, just what if anything, was she wearing?
Jeni