Michael and Al:
Would you guys compromise if I offered a banana daiquiri followed by a Canadian whiskey chaser???
As for Mr Webster's inclusion of humans in the primate clan: remember what Geo. Picket allegedly said about Darwinsism? "Some people may think they are descended from a ape. Some may even think that *I* am descended from a ape. But who would claim that General Robert E Lee is descended from a ape?"
(Rhetorical only; no response invited or welcomed!)
WW I content:
Arthur Gould Lee, author of "No Parachute," was probably not related to Robert E Lee.