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Forumites, et al:
After eighteen hours of constant battle, we have prevailed against the nefarious hurricane FLOYD.
Casualties were "light", but losses of equipment and plant-account property were high.
President Clinton has proposed that all residents of Coastal Carolina be awarded the Purple Heart medal for the beating we took at the hands of FLOYD (TIC).
Seriously, gang, I am happy--and thankful--to still be here. A CAT-4 hurricane would have ripped Jacksonville a new @#$%! I don't EVEN wanna talk about a CAT-5!!!!!
Anyone who wants to kneel a prayer or light a candle has my gratitude in advance.
Semper Fi!
VBR
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In God we trust, everyone else keep your hands where I can see them!
Only the hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.
There is no second-place award for a gunfight. Never bring a knife.
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