Calling all FARTS

[PeterL]

Hi all. Did anybody notice the absence of any threads or replys from a certain little island off northern Europe for the last 30 or so hours?
Yup, it happened again, the web crashed.

Please extend every sympathy to the pitiful specemins of humanity that are about to stumble tearfuly back into the fold. Me included.

Peter L

[PeterL]

On closer inspection everybody has apparently had the same problem. Group hug everyone.

[Ira_Silverman]

My wife is getting suspicious. That's two weekends in the past month that I've paid attention to her!

After crashing last night at our squads bar & grill & got a ride home but when I got here Scott opened the door & announced that they were closed! So I whent out with my shotgun & shot a few of the neighbors cats(I hate those critters!)& then played a few rounds of craps with Al.

Keith,

Official Mascot of the FARTS

Peter,
Hello my name is Jim and I am a FART! Our computer at work is down due to shipyard work that is going on right now, and God only know how much longer it'll be in that status. But this morning when I got home I tried to tune in and couldn't get access. So I was bumming a little. When I finally did get access I was happy once again. Scott needs to pay his electric bill or Internet bill a little more promptly. : ) Just KIDDING!
VBR,
Jim

[Darryl]

Hi Ira,

Gosh, haven't you learned yet. The LAST thing you do is pay them attention!! The next thing you know they are going through your credit card receipts, pockets, wallet....calling your friends to find out where you have been for the last 50 times you haven't been together!!! They are a suspicious species.

Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen, that's what's worked for me for 11 years. I wear the pants in my household......

yes, comming dear, I was just, well, yes dear it IS a silly hobby, no of course I don't love the computer more than you...........

Darryl

[Vigilant]

Down again. I was getting really worried there! If you want subscriptions to pay for an asbestos server, Scott, I'm sure we FARTS could rally round.

umm...just found my way back here(Thanks again, Al!!). Whatsis FARTS stuff??.......and the access problem, I think, is due to the American Academy of Pediatrics limiting media access for you young impressionables. Thats my theory, and I'm sticking with it.

[PeterL]

Jim, in my case that would be Geriatrics rather than Pediatrics. FARTS is Forum Adiction Recovery and Trauma Support. Group hug.

Peter L

Billy H thought it meant Friday Afternoon Revelling and Tippling Society.