Aircraft Intercepted at Canadian Border.

[BobE]

CNN reports an all red aircraft acting suspiciously was intercepted and escorted to a field outside of Oshkosh, Wisconsin. The pilot failed to identify himself but claimed racial profiling due to his beard and mustache. The aircraft was loaded with suspicious looking packages which are currently being screened. Due to the large number,the screening is not expected to be completed until sometime in July. The pilot was accompanied by nine accomplices who refused comment.
Bob E

Sounds like a terroist,put him before
a military court,convict him,give him
a full body cavity search,take him out
and shot him,than read him his rights

[stephen]

And don't forget to inspect his shoes!

THEN shoot him.

THEN read him his rights.