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Curse You Dymphna!
We know all too well your adherence to those evil little bits of brass. But I agree with the Good Herr Doktor's analysis regarding your evil ways.... You hate modellers. Your unhealthy obsession with PE and very small parts (not to mention swarthy gigolos) has mired you so deep in AMS that you never finish a model. We at the E-Cademy have tracked you all over the world, through all the world's steamy armpits, we trace you by the trail of unfinished models you leave all over the world! You are seething with envy and hatred at us modellers, who have renounced these tiny devils and can complete our models.
But there is hope, even for you. Book yourself in here at the E-Cademy and we can cure you. After doing our 24 step program, you too can build and finish any model you undertake. You'll be happier for it, believe me. and we won't charge you either, all we want is a detailed confession regarding the evil you have spread throughout the modelling community.,,,
All the Best
Neil
Director,
M.O.D.E.L.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/glow]Your E-Cademy could never hold my large lush curves... I would eat your E-Caddy bare in a matter hours.... 24 step program... I will give you a one step program on all those cursed kits you have built... I shudder when I think of all that plastic glued together with normal glue... How we tried to seduce you to the C.A. side... Eduardo had you so close to being a full member of the AMS tribe. You even knew the secret handshake and had taken our course in black faced sheep riding to become a full blown member. Then that.... cursed ...shudder.. spit... Herr Doktor snatched you from us... >
One day our paths will cross and I will have my way with you again.......