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Old 24 February 2003, 10:34 PM   #20 (permalink)
NeilE
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Ah Dymphna, the years have not been kind have they?

Your once pretty visage has been ruined by years of self indulgence, self abuse, bizzarre sensuality, and CA fumes.

I can't see what Ramon sees in you!

Now that Mata Hari seems like a good sort by her avatar......just the sort of modelling assistant The Good Herr Doktor liked to chase around the modelling room late at night.

Oh yes while I'm here....

It has come to our attention here at M.O.D.E.L. that some bounder has registered here at The Aerodrome under the name of Dr Kurt Von Humbrol. we wish it to unequivically known that the poor Dear Departed Good Herr Doktor Kurt Von Humbrol died in Berne (Switzerland) in 2001 after a long battle with a CA related disease. He is survived by the Good Frau Frida Von Humbrol and his four sons...Kurt Jnr, Willi, Revellus, and Cindy (thats a different story again folks). There is absolutely no way The Late Good Herr Doktor is able to post to this forum given his unfortunate death.

We suspect the hideous haridan Dymphna as being at the bottom of this fraud or the Teeny Tiny Parts Corporation.

We warn all and sundry that any attempt to post anything under the name "Kurt Von Humbrol will attract legal consequences and the release of the negatives we hold on most of you - particularly you Dymphna and your viper nephew!

Be warned! M.O.D.E.L. means business!!!
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All the Best

Neil
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