Herr E, I have studied at length the satelite picture you were kind enough to send me and have ony two questions. Which way up should it be? And what is the chap in the latex balaclava holding in his left hand?
Dymphna, how nice to hear from you after all these years. Every time it rains I am reminded of you by the static discharge from the metal plate in my left buttock. Did you ever get that stain out of your Wilton shag pile?