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The explanation is simple. You have either upset the little baby Jesus and are being punished for having done so, or a clique of rogue modern artists are conducting a cyber attack on your site because of what you said about modern art.
Both are easy to spot, the little baby Jesus can usually be found hiding in a manger, rogue modern artists are usually to be found on the left bank of the River Seine wearing berets and smocks, sipping cafe and opining about representational art.
Al
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Wiseman: When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
Ash: Yeah, basically.
Wiseman: Did you speak the exact words?
Ash: Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.
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