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Herr Doktor was never down wind of me. He was right beside. So close in fact people used to ask what that ugly growth was on my side. Truth is the poor old man had become stuck to me when he made the very First batch of what we now call C.A. *We didnt have C.A. remover back in those days. Not a chemical one anyway. When you stuck something to your person that should not of been there you just got out your blunt hobby knife and hacked it off.
That is why Herr Doktor has one leg shorter than the other.
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Its true that the Dear Departed Good Herr Doktor Von Humbrol was besotted by Madame Dymphna back in the 1920's, but he renounced her after he met the Baroness Helga Roden in 1932. Dymphna driven mad with jealousy and lust searched fruitlessly for any means to attack the Good Herr Doktor. Her chance came in a seamy Bohemian bar when she met the mysterious Eduard _____, a suspected blackmarket PE dealer. With the help of the conniving Eduard _____, Dymphna threatened to flood the modelling market with truck loads of PE for every conceivable model, unless the Good Herr Docktor gave in to her mad lusts.
Betrothed now to the wholesome, non-PE utilising Baroness Roden, the Good Herr Doktor spurned the lustful haridan. Despite the bet efforts of the Prague police, Dymphna and Eduard _____ released their PE onto an unsuspecting market to the detriment of modellers everywhere.
Eventually cornered in a disused warehouse in Warsaw, Dymphna abandoned Eduard _____, who died horribly after falling into a vat of his own illicit photo-etching fluid. Dymphna narrowly escaped but not before choking a Warsaw detective with a pair of her infamous smalls.
Since that day, Dymphna has been driven mad by her impotence to dint the lofty ideals of the Dear Departed Good Herr Doktor. Even now that she is (at least) 113 years old, she is driven on by her insane impotency to attack the lofty name of Von Humbrol when ever she can.
The Good Herr Doktor's legs were blessed by the Pope in 1967, who remarked that they were both the same length. Baroness Helga Roden-Humbrol still happily resides at the Von Humbrol family seat in Berne, Switzerland. The Good Herr Doktor is survived by four sons and one daughter: Stig, Georgi, Mustapha, Stalin, and Hedwig.
Hopefully this clears up Dymphna's confused ravings....
All the Best
Neil
Director,
M.O.D.E.L.
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