Modeling Health 401

[NeilE]

Herr E, it may interest you to know that the camel was in fact my old comrade Wiktor Wszjnski, who, in addition to all his other accomplishments, is a master of disguise. Shortly after this picture was taken he disappeared for a full six months. When he reappeared he had somehow *become fluent in Toureg, though he never walked quite the same again.

Wszjnski!

So he did survive that duel with the "Dueling Professor" Count Guido Italeri? Rumour has it he didn't survive.

I wonder if the NKVD know yet....they are still after him for that vacform incident in Bolgograd in '83.

I can see the conspiracy is widening...The Dear Departed Late Good Herr Doktor Von Humbrol would be spinning in his grave.

Oh yes....You had all better watch out or better still go on a long holiday.... Matron tells me that Reggie-Ronnie "Cindy The Hatchet" Von Humbrol has escaped the Institute again, and has sworn to finish old Dymphna off once and for all. It seems the TV set has been sending him messages again telling him to avenge his father's memory. I guess I had better send the attendants off after him again...but then again who can blame him?

All the Best

Neil
Director
M.O.D.E.L.

[NeilE]

Sir, ooh Sir, Me Sir, Sir! Let that knife hit the floor Sir!

Or if you are really smart, while it is dropping, quickly flick the back end of the knife upwards, sending it spinning upwards over your head where you quicklt catch it with your other hand to the applause of impressed onlookers.

Can I be excused Sir?

I need to see Nurse to get the sutures out of the top of my head.

All the Best

Neil

[topgun56]

And there the nurse suturing while trying not to laugh her as. off. What a story to tell hubby when she gets home.

[Karl Otto]

Neil E: "So he did survive that duel with the "Dueling Professor" Count Guido Italeri? Rumour has it he didn't survive."

http://www.wwimodeler.com/j38dd/vik.html

Viktor (his intimates call him Wiktor so as not to draw attention to his speech impediment) and I served together in Jasta 38dd. He was always a fine swordsman and I never knew him bested in a duel. But it was his invention of the prosthetic buttock which cemented our lifelong friendship. Thanks to him I can take my place in the Old Eagles beach volley ball team without fear of ridicule. In collboration with Professor Doktor Hertz van Rental, Dzerkov Universities Ginsberg Emeritus Professor of Applied Narcotics, he also developed the revolutionary earthing spike which permits me to use a computer despite the metal plate in my left buttock (the legasy of a scrape with a Pup in 1916), though I must of course do so standing up.

[Barker]

(actually have my head down on the desk)

[StephenLawson]

Opening scene we see a late night at the Local Starbucks. Over in a quiet corner the visiting professor is accompanied by several of his subjects from the field study. Enjoying their rounds of after-dinner Lattes and Rasberry Croissants. The visting prof. looks quietly out the window to the still lit class room. Quite evidently my quiet exit has been successful. I guess I could put in an appearance later.

[topgun56]

Heard PLAYBOY MAG trying to get the Starbuck's waitresses to appear in the mag.

[stringbags4ever2]

There goes the neighborhood....... :

[topgun56]

I have considered renting my house out to Hooters girls, While I live here.

I hear that some Hooters girls are into models.

[stringbags4ever2]

And perhaps some "models" are into Hooters....