Twentynine Palms part II
On July 6, 1:10 p.m. Brandon and I crossed over the California state border somewhere along a line drawn between Prescott, Arizona and our first planned California landing point, Twentynine Palms. Below us we could see the Colorado River separating Arizona from California. The grass was no greener on the California side—because there was no grass—just more thirsty beige sand.
Over the California desert we picked out a large triangular pattern on the ground that marked what must have been a WWII military training airfield. Now, there were not even buildings left, just sand colors and textures marking the flat ground with remnants of runways and ramps. In the Forties it must have been a place bursting with energy. I imagined rows of P-38's, Stearmans and AT-6's parked wing to wing on the ramp. Now it looked much the same as the centuries-old Indian ruins I'd flown over north of Albuquerque, New Mexico.
A few miles further, we spotted Twewntynine Palms airfield ahead. It looked pretty quiet, with just a dozen or so small planes and a yellow spray plane by the gas pumps. I wondered what a crop duster was doing out here where it looked like the only crop around was cactus.
Time at landing—1:30 p.m. Outside the little airport operation we were greeted by a friendly airport bum sitting on a bench in the only scarce shade to be found. When we walked in the door, we weren't quite sure we were in the right place. Brandon asked the man sitting on the overstuffed old sofa, "Is this the place to pay for gas or somebody's living room?"
"Well, it's both," he answered.
To be sure I stepped back outside and read the (used to be red), now pink, sun-baked airport office sign above the door.
I went back in. "Gosh, this is not your typical airport office— This is like a home!" I added.
"Well sure! And we're glad to have you!" the man said, "Relax and stay a while!" he invited, gesturing for us to sit on the couch. A daytime game show was playing on the old set in the corner of the cool, dark, windowless room.
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"Look Brandon!" I said, “An antique ‘Tom's’ machine!”
Brandon and I had been patronizing ‘Tom’s’ vending machines in just about every airport lobby we’d visited in the last few days. I think Tom, whoever he is, has a monopoly on the general aviation vending business, as every snack machine has his name emblazoned on them in all the little airports I’ve been in so far. This vending machine was the first really old Tom’s machine I’d seen. I went over to have a closer look at it where it stood against the wall, next to an overstuffed chair with a crocheted grandma doily on it.
"Brandon, check this out! The gum and chips spin around inside on a rack!"
"Truly incredible," Brandon muttered from across the room, uninspired.
"What's your guess, 1950’s?"
"Can't be that old—maybe ‘60's," he estimated.
"Ol’ Tom's been around longer than I thought—the man is a legend in airport food," I said, digging in my pocket. "And look! The slot only takes two dimes per item. What's your preference? I'm buying this time."
"Big spender — I'll take the chips," he said.
I tossed Brandon his bag of chips and asked the man, "Why do they call the town 'Twentynine Palms'? Are there supposed to be twenty-nine of them? I only saw three or four."
He explained, “Well, you have to drive a few miles into town to see more. A long time ago when they named it, supposedly it had twenty-nine palm trees. Out here we don't take the trees for granted. With afternoon temperatures around a hundred and ten, you too, might consider naming your town for the trees. You might even say heck with the name, and plant more trees, like we did here.”
"Good point," I said.
The ladies restroom had a naughty light switch and other assorted bathroom funnies, and against the wall of the living room—I mean, the pilot lounge, there was an old tuba propped up, ready for playing on a chair stand.
The man encouraged me to go ahead and give it a try, so I crawled into the curled up tubing and mustered out "Buckeye Battle Cry" through its long pipe. It took a lot more of my wind than it did when I blew the tune through my old high school trumpet, but the valves worked the same way. The man and his wife seemed happily entertained by my tune on their tuba and politely applauded. Brandon shook his head and rolled his eyes as I crawled out of it, somewhat dizzy.
We thanked the couple, said goodbye and walked back out to the little red Champ and I declared to Brandon that of all the FBO’s I’d been to, Twentynine Palms was my new favorite!
Logbook entry: Headed for California…Nice welcome here by the most home-style FBO yet. 110º F on ground.
At 2:40 p.m. we were back in the air continuing west for our final destination together—Corona, California. Twenty minutes into the flight we passed the town of Palm Springs that from above looked to be a manufactured green amidst the surrounding sea of tan-colored dust.
Further west, through the Banning Mountain pass, the desolate, barren desert floor below us suddenly began turning into a maze of traffic-packed twelve-lane highways and wall-to-wall housing developments. We had hit the outskirts of Los Angeles, the USA’s fastest expanding megalopolis. And at this point, we were still fifty or so miles east of its downtown, flying over its furthest suburbs.
From what we could see out the windows, and from the large yellow patches on our air chart which designate populated areas, the ground below looked like one huge city that grew thicker and more congested toward its core.
Just ahead and below us, we were about to penetrate a thick, brown layer of afternoon LA smog that closely resembled a bowl of beef broth. To descend into the mess and know we'd be breathing it was a disgusting thought. After having just flown over so much desolate land through clear air, it seemed inconceivable that millions of people would all jam into one place to live and work so crammed together.
"Brandon, how can people live here?"
"I don't know, but they do it every day. Take a deep breath before we drop down into it. It may be awhile before you get back out! And keep your eyes peeled for mountains and other airplanes. There are lots of them here—and down in this mess you don't see them until you're right up on them."
"Oh, scary thought!" I said.
I breathed in deep and held it as long as I could as we entered the mucky air. As we descended, our visibility instantly dropped from two hundred miles over top of it, down to two or three within in the soup. I’d never experienced anything like that before.
As if with homing instinct, Brandon confidently steered the Champ through the smog, reassuring me that we were on course. In a few miles, Corona's asphalt airfield magically appeared directly ahead. Brandon radioed in, did his downwind check and made our last landing together. Taxiing in, I tried to breathe shallowly. "You'll get used to it after awhile and you won't even notice it." Brandon said.
"Yeah, right."
Funny, but he was right. After you walk around in the mess and breathe it for a while, you tend not to notice it so much; or maybe you just try not to think about it.
We tied down the airplane and went in to meet with Brandon's step dad, Dave Smith, owner of Corona's airport cafe called Bob's Chili & Chow Hall—don't ask me who Bob is, I don't know. Dave fed us well and generously set me up with my own private little trailer in the aircraft tie down area.
The trailer came complete with a telephone for arranging my next rides. Brandon would be visiting with Dave for a few days before making a beeline back to Nevada to his engineering job, thus ending our journey together and putting me back to my task of finding more pilots and more aeroplane rides.
While Brandon and his step dad visited in the restaurant, I luxuriated in my little trailer with a shower and a late afternoon nap then called home to exchange the daily scoop with Mom. She started by giving me an overview of mail and phone messages.
"Okay, Martha, now you've got a lot of people in southern California already on your list and you got five more letters today from people who read Gordon Baxter's article. One is from Canada and the others are from Michigan, South Carolina, Texas, Wisconsin. And you got two calls from the Trade-A-Plane ad. One is from a woman in Mississippi and the other is from a man in Manhattan Beach, California, which is very close to Corona.”
“Great!”
“Do you have a pencil?"
"Yep, go ahead, Momma. What kind of plane does the guy in Manhattan Beach have?"
"A Wacko, uh Wayko."
I laughed. “Waaah-co, Mother. Pretend your at the doctor’s office and say 'aaaaah.’ Then put a ‘W’ in front of it and say Waaaah-co."
"Waaahco."
"That’s it. You know Momma, ever since I got you into all this old airplane stuff you've been calling them 'Wackos' and Waycos and I have to correct you every time. I think you're mispronouncing it on purpose."
She laughed, too. "That's a good plane, isn't it?" she asked.
"A Waco? Yeaaah! Did he say what model it is?"
"Yes, I wrote it down. Let's see... It’s a 1939 YPT-14. He said it looks like a Waah-co UPF dash seven."
"Oh good! Yeah, that's a real good one—an open cockpit biplane. Looks a lot like a Stearman. What's his name and number?"
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