Yuk yuk yuk
Mike, You leave the forensic work to me and my Russian friends on Brighton beach.
How do you like my idea of updating Felix's gondola with famous rock stars from the 60s? I think we could sell your picture to a Chinese bootleg packager for a Xmas edition of Zed Leppelin.
You could even do a self-portrait on one of the crew, and dress in Shao-Lin temple gear, throwing
shuriken at attacking aircraft...